Two Friends &Retail Therapy in Israel

From my last two posts, you know that our old friend Deborah was visiting us in Israel. This actually took place in late October, but it took me a while to get around to recording our sightseeing forays to the North and then to Jerusalem. But sightseeing was not really Deb’s primary purpose for coming to see us in Tel Aviv. She wanted to see how we lived, what our daily lives were like…and okay…where I shopped. So here we go.

She and I have had a long history of looking for the exquisite and the unusual in small boutiques, and also for bargains wherever they may be. I will never forget the mingled look of joy and awe on her face when she first beheld DSW, a store the the size of a football field, full of discount designer shoes as far as the eye could see, in downtown New York. (That was fun.) This time, such a thing was not even on our radar screen. In Israel, especially in Tel Aviv, the small (even tiny) store reigns supreme. It often puzzles me how so many of them manage to stay in business.

When in the grip of shopping “fever” as her sister Jill puts it, no words can adequately capture the energy, dedication and patience with which Deb would search for the perfect item, and her delight when she found it; be it for her, for someone she loved, or for her shopping partner, (a role I have played many times). I have seen this in action for over 50 years in Toronto, Paris, New York, Florida, Collingwood, and even at St. Annes spa. (Some people can shop anywhere.) By way of illustration, this photo, taken by my daughter some years ago in Paris after one of our marathon outings, tells you all you need to know.

It was a very long, but fruitful day.

Now there is no comparing Israel to Paris or New York when it comes to shopping. And that’s okay…how many designer bags does one person need? In Israel, the best shopping is all about the unique, the meaningful, and the historic. You can spend a lot of money, like some of our friends who have gone home with remarkable old maps, antique pottery, and fine art, among other things. On the other hand, some antiquities are so common that they find their way into lovely and affordable pieces of jewellery, such as the luminous fragments of old Roman glass that are made into pendants, earrings and bracelets. We bought three of them. Two went home with Deb: one for her and one for her sister. (One stayed with me.) Similarly, ancient coins are often turned into cufflinks and rings. She bought one of these rings in Jerusalem for her husband John. So it is possible to take home a little piece of history and not break the bank.

The Judean coin in the ring: front and back.

And while Tel Aviv is no Paris, you might be surprised by how much French you hear in the streets. The oldest neighbourhood in Tel Aviv (apart from Jaffa of course), is called Neve Tzedek and it is home to many French Israelis. Characterized by low rise buildings with red tile roofs, lots of greenery and flowers, and cobbled roads, it is quaint, charming and completely unique by Tel Aviv standards. To me it often feels like a sophisticated French village (complete with roosters). In Neve Tzedek, all the real estate agencies have ads in their windows in French (with Parisian level prices), and there is even an “Epicerie” on the main street. Add a French Lycee, several cafes, and an avant-garde dance centre (Dallal) et voila!… I rest my case. The little shops on the main drag are classy, exquisitely laid out, and priced accordingly. Who needs Paris.

In the courtyard of the Dallal Dance Centre

For those who love Jewellery, Neve Tzedek is a mini-mecca, but my favourite shop, and the one I take all my friends to visit, is called Ayala Bar, after the Israeli designer who creates distinctive pieces that incorporate beads, glass, fabric and other wondrous things. Some of her pieces can be over the top; we chose the more delicate ones.

We shopped the summer-end sales on Dizengoff and Sheinkin for clothes, in the high-end Basel neighbourhood for baby gifts, on Geula St. for vintage clothing, in the Rubin Museum for coasters and cards, in Haifa for Roman glass, and on King George for odds and ends. (Not to mention our swing through the brand new (air-conditioned!) Tel Aviv Fashion Mall…meh.)

We also dropped into the bi-weekly craft market on Nahalat Binyamin, a pedestrian area usually noted for its concentration of fabric and sewing stores. Vendors come here on Tuesdays and Fridays from all around Israel. Most of them are artisans that make their own unique and creative items, among which are children’s toys, pottery, hand dyed scarves, jewellery made of recycled materials, Judaica, and my personal favourite…handbags made of recycled parachute material; strong, lightweight and beautifully dyed and cut. (I had to buy several.) Deb found some pomegranate shaped pottery, a little pop of colour to enliven her light decor at home, and yet a few more last minute gifts.

On her last evening in Israel she celebrated her travels, her friends and her purchases with another of her passions…the perfect martini…

Courtesy of Toto, one of our favourite restaurants in Tel Aviv

Throughout our shopping adventures, Deb kept a close eye on her budget and the pathetic shekel/dollar exchange rate; not so much because she was worried about money, but because she was just a tiny bit paranoid about going through customs in Canada. So she kept all her receipts for obvious things like jewellery, wore her new clothes, and tucked the wrapped baby gift into an obscure part of her suitcase. She worked on keeping a low and innocent profile on her way through immigration.

Her “inner shopper” must have shone through however, and she was nabbed by a particularly hostile customs agent at the baggage exit in Toronto. When she triumphantly produced her (selected) receipts, in shekels of course, the woman almost had apoplexy…WHY did they have to to be in shekels she wanted to know. (Duh.) After a thorough search, which the agent finally gave up in exasperation, Deb was reluctantly released from custody, but not from steely-eyed suspicion, and made her way home. The agent never did find and unwrap the baby gift, a small consolation.

Throughout our marvellous eight days of walking, talking, and collecting beautiful items and experiences throughout Israel, neither one of us had any idea that Deb’s stoic three year co-existence with metastatic breast cancer was about to come to a crashing end…but so it was. Shortly after she got home, she took a turn for the worse and all the efforts of her doctors to re-stabilize her condition came to naught. It all went so quickly…she passed away just two weeks ago today.

My dear friend was brave, and funny and kind. I will miss her terribly.

Next Stop, Jerusalem

After venturing north to Haifa and Akko with Deb, there was one other “must do” and that was, of course, Jerusalem. But first we had to get there.  All through our year-long stay, we had been awaiting the much anticipated launch of the new Tel Aviv-Jerusalem fast train. Many deadlines had come and gone, the most recent being six months ago.  Would it be ready? 

Well, as the Times of Israel put it “The fast train from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv isn’t fast and does not go to Tel Aviv.”  It now takes two trains; a fast one, with a stopover at the airport, followed by a change to a slow one (or vice versa).  The “fast one” famously got stuck in a tunnel for an hour and a half and had to be towed out. (Makes me wonder if Bombardier had a hand in this.) 

We took the bus.  So far, we were 0 for 2 on our train plans with Deborah.

Once in Jerusalem, our plan was to go first to the Mahane Yehuda market and then on a free two hour walking tour of the Old City, with a few stops in between to see some notable sights, like Mike’s workplace of over 45 years ago.  We used the new Jaffa road light rail system to get into the city centre. There, the road was exclusively dedicated to light rail and pedestrians (this was nice) with no barrier between them (hmmm…where are the liability lawyers?). Seeing people meandering back and forth across the track, at will, made me pretty nervous I have to say. 

After wearing out our will-power in the market resisting the gorgeous nut/fruit pastries, we dropped into a Jewellery store…need I say more…? Wisely, we took no incriminating photos.

Mike and I had not been in Jerusalem for over 5 years, and this was the first time we have been there when it has not been high summer. In the relative cool of autumn, we found it more pleasant than we remembered. Even the old city, which I used to find oppressive, seemed cleaner and less crowded than I recalled. It is still however, characterized by a heavily religious atmosphere, which local residents of all three Abrahamic faiths seem to demonstrate by wearing the least appropriate clothing possible for a warm climate; fur hats, black robes, and head to toe coverage prevail depending on which sector you find yourself.

Before heading to our tour, we walked through Independence Park where we were charmed by a flock of little orthodox schoolgirls playing on a stand up swing.

We were on our way to see the King David Hotel, which has a magnificent view over the Old City, and is also notable for the fact that Mike worked there as a night auditor for almost a year in the early 70s. This grand hotel was, (and arguably still is) the premier hotel in Israel; even in the short time that Mike worked there he saw such characters as Moshe Dayan and Golda Meir pass through on important government business. He’ll never forget waiting for the service elevator and almost stepping into Ben Gurion and his security detail.

Right across the street from the King David is a building affectionately referred to as the “imka” , known to us as the YMCA…they don’t get much fancier than this:

This is not how I picture the local “Y”

From there, we set off through the Mamilla Mall to Jaffa Gate to meet up with our group for the “free tour”. The mall is a beautiful open air stretch of stores and restaurants that leads to an impressive plaza in front of Jaffa Gate. It took 37 years to build (27 more than planned) due to a combination of bureaucracy, protest, and litigation that seems to characterize many big projects in Israel (see my post on the central bus station). Designed by Moshe Safdie, the mall incorporates the facades of 19th-century buildings from the original Mamilla Street, as well as the original structure of the Convent of St. Vincent de Paul. This gives it an historical feel despite its contemporary commercial focus.

Mamiila Mall by night plus view over Old City
By Navot Miller – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=17204996

Sandemans free tours have become a feature in many cities throughout the world. They are free in the sense that there is no fixed price to book a spot; you simply tip the guide what you think is fair. In many cases this turns out to be about the amount you would have paid any way (or more)…but presumably you feel better about it when it is voluntary. It is a bit like the Remax of the tour business. The guides are independent and pay a booking fee to the company. Sandemans also offers paid tours and these are consistently (okay, relentlessly) promoted throughout the free one.

I found the quality of the tour to be better than I expected, all things considered. Like any tour, it depends on the guide that you get, and in our case we had a very knowledgeable and particularly talkative exemplar of the trade. He warned us in advance that his two hour tour often runs to three; and he was not exaggerating. He also warned us of how slippery the stone walkways are; “slip and falls” are apparently as common as in Toronto after an ice storm. So using our best ice-walking technique (penguins anyone?) we set off behind him. He was right about the stones.

The tour is best described as an overview and did not include entry into places of interest. As a consequence, we seemed to spend a lot of time in back alleys and up and down stairs, periodically emerging onto a rooftop or other high point to observe the bigger attractions from a distance like the picture below: a classic scene, made special by the fact that the IDF was inducting new young soldiers in the plaza in front of the Western Wall.

View over the Western Wall and Dome of the Rock.

Even so the whole experience was interesting and worthwhile. We covered a lot of ground and were hustled around the city at quite a pace, which made it challenging to stop and take photos en route. Pause to take a picture and you risked being left behind which, given all the twists and turns of the old city, meant you were likely to get lost. Nonetheless , I did manage to get few in.

Our last stop was the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, considered by tradition to be the both the site of the crucifixion and the burial place of Jesus. We stood for quite a while in the square listening to its history, while I admired the Coptic door design which is featured in my current embroidery panel for the Torah Stitch by Stitch project.

After a while we realized the guide was not about to stop talking, and furthermore that he would not actually be going into the church, so Deb and I left Mike to keep an eye on things, and to pay when the guide finished up, and went inside to look around. It is not really a church as we think of it, but rather a cluster of what looks like small chapels and shrines, some very elaborately decorated. Inside, are also the last four (some say five) stations of the cross. It is quite dark and it seems that part of the building is always under renovation, no surprise given its age and number of visitors. The church is in the hands of six branches of the Christian faith,( excluding Protestants), and they each maintain and mange a particular section of the church. So disharmonious is their relationship that the keys to the church are actually held by two Muslim families who have opened and closed the doors for centuries…this is Jerusalem.

When we came out of the church, our guide was still talking and showed no inclination to stop; we were well over 2 1/2 hours in. Since we were pretty tired at this point, we paid him and set back off to Jaffa Gate, and through the Mamilla mall, where we sat overlooking the old city and had a snack and a glass of wine to fortify ourselves for the bus ride home to Tel Aviv.

To Haifa and North

Towards the end of this year’s stay in Tel Aviv, we had a number of friends who came to visit. Entertaining guests comes along with a number of fringe benefits. For example, it forces you to clean your apartment top to bottom, since heaven forbid they should think you are a slob. And of course it also inspires you to step out of your routine and actually go places, since how can a guest possibly come all the way to Israel and not see… Jerusalem…Haifa…etc. etc…you get the idea.

So this is how it was that we ended up taking our old friend Deborah up to Haifa, 95 kilometres north of Tel Aviv, for the weekend. Haifa is is the first Israeli city we visited years ago and is home to our best friend in Israel, so we unapologetically took advantage of his good nature and dragooned him into showing us around… and not just Haifa but Akko and Rosh HaNikra as well. (I should also mention up front that in addition to being a very patient friend, he is an outstanding photographer, so all the good pictures in this post are his work!)

But first we had to get to Haifa and this involved taking the train…except that on the only day we could go, which was a Friday, all the trains going north were cancelled due to track work. Hmmm. This was not just an inconvenience for us…but for many Israelis, including most young soldiers, who have to get back home for Shabbat. You might think that to compensate for this planned disruption, more buses would have been called into service…but you would be wrong. We found this out the hard way as the usual buses went by our stop, completely full. Bowing to circumstance, we took a very expensive taxi to our very expensive hotel in Haifa. It was worth it for this view alone:

View over the Bahai Gardens to the port.

Haifa is the third largest Israeli city and is one of the most beautiful places in the country. Built on the slopes of Mount Carmel, with the Bahai Gardens tumbling down from the upper town to meet the charming German Colony in the lower town, it has stunning views, glorious beaches, a lively port area and good restaurants. Many hi-tech companies are located there, along with two first class universities, and the Rambam, one of the finest hospitals in the world. Relative to Tel Aviv, the city has a serious feel to it; perhaps due to its commercial port and to its robust architecture. (Or possibly because not every second commercial establishment is a bar, cafe or restaurant full of young people who seem to have endless time to schmooze.) The saying in Israel is that: “Jerusalem prays, Tel Aviv plays, and Haifa works.” And there is some truth to that.

Of course you can’t go all the way to Haifa and stop there, so after a fantastic dinner in the German Colony, and a luxurious overnight stay in the Dan Carmel, we headed to Akko (Acre), one of the oldest continuously inhabited settlements in the world. It is full of fascinating sights such as a restored crusader castle, underground tunnels built by the Knights Templar, a vibrant open air market and an historic walled old port. The holiest site of the Bahai faith is located there and it is also home to Jews, Muslims, Druze, and Christians.

After a walk through the extensively restored castle, we headed through the market to the famous underground tunnels which we followed to the port. There we found a gorgeous restaurant perched on the rampart walls just across from this lovely sight:

There is always someone who will jump off it! 
Did I mention there are rocks below?

From Akko we went to Rosh HaNikra on the Lebanese border, Israeli’s northernmost coastal outpost. You can still see the track and tunnel that once crossed the railway bridge built during the British Mandate to connect Haifa to Tripoli. This bridge was destroyed by the Palmach during the War of Independence to cut off at least one attack route from Lebanon. Now it is a well guarded border post (look up, and you will notice soldiers watching your every move), but the attraction of the site is below, where you can take a cable car down to see the many beautiful caves and grottos.

After our visit to Rosh HaNikra we headed back to Haifa to catch the train back home. But since we had some time to wait for the first train, scheduled well after sunset, we were obliged to pass a few festive moments at the beachside bar (The Camel) right next to the train station. Thirsty work all this sightseeing!

It is not every train station that has a beach bar and restaurant at its doorstep!

Next stop Jerusalem!

Part 2: B.C. after “chi”

In my last post I wrote about how I came to spend a week this summer at a Chi Gong retreat on the island of Quadra in British Columbia.  This was a unique experience and a marvellous chance to spend time with my Mum and  two sisters.  But there was more to B.C. than “chi”.

The trip actually began in Parksville, a small town just a bit north of the Nanaimo ferry terminal. This is where I was to meet a good part of the family; one of my nieces was  actually living in Nanaimo for the summer; my brother and his wife were able to break away for a day and take the ferry from Vancouver; my sister and her husband came down from Quadra, and my Mum and youngest sister also took a ferry from Vancouver.  I flew directly from Toronto; and to my surprise, I found that Rouge flies there non-stop.

For my non-Canadian readers, Rouge is Air Canada’s answer to Easy Jet. It works hard to achieve a “bare-bones discount vibe” by flying the noisiest, oldest Airbuses it can find, with sardine-can seating, and multiple extra charges for everything from baggage, to food and on-board IPads, (in case you forgot yours).  Even with all this, Rouge discount pricing never seems as cheap as you feel it should be; and loyal Air Canada flyers feel incensed when Rouge flights are their only option, since it is a distinct downgrade from regular air travel…and that is saying alot!  Nonetheless, it got me there on time, without changing planes, so I was happy.

The Parksville stop was a rare opportunity to celebrate our sister’s Vivian’s birthday, albeit in advance, with Mum and all four siblings together;  and  a festive evening was had by all.  Parksville is a resort town, and the hotel my sister Chris had chosen, “The Beach Club”, was a lovely place, on a wide stretch of sandy beach…I thoroughly recommend it if you are in the area…and it is well worth springing for a room with an ocean view.

At low tide, the beach extends out at least 150 feet from a boardwalk that sweeps along the length of the little bay from the front of the hotel, and the water is inviting: shallow and warm.  It is wise however, to be careful about leaving valuables unattended if you go swimming, and not because they are likely to be stolen.  It is because when the tide comes back in, (all the way back to the boardwalk), it does so astonishingly quickly, and even something that is left a safe 20 feet back from the water’s edge, can soon be submerged.  In our walk along the beach, we came across sandwiches, clothes, a smartphone and car keys(!) under water.  We fished them out and moved them further away from the water, only to be told by a fellow walker that she had just done this very thing only minutes before… and they were already re-submerged.  So we, and she, moved the items yet again, even further away on to some rocks, and wondered all evening if their owners were able to find them when they got back, and if the smartphone had survived its encounters with the salt water.

View of the hotel from the far end of the boardwalk

While we are on the subject of Vancouver Island, I was pleasantly surprised to find that it also has its share of eccentric locales.  I found this out on our way back to Vancouver from Quadra at the end of our trip, and only because we accidentally got to the Quadra morning ferry a bit too early, and so got on at 7:15 a.m. instead of 8:00 a.m. This gave us some extra time to make a few detours on our way to the Nanaimo ferry, and they were well worth the trouble.

Let’s start with a quaint collection of shops at the Coombes Country Market, anchored by a restaurant and emporium known as “Goats on the Roof”, so named because there are indeed goats living on its roof.

The first goat I noticed, looking down quizzically at shoppers.

I wouldn’t dream of it.

This one is a bit more energetic.

We had breakfast on the terrace under the watchful eye of the goats, and then checked out a number of other shops, including a retro hippy clothing store, where I managed to restrain myself from re-living my youth, or at least trying to dress that way. Now I think of it, it was never my best look.

From there, we headed to the Dutch Imports Store, a few miles down the road. Here I was indeed able to re-live some of my younger years.  First we were greeted by this sign…well, two signs actually.

The Dutch are noted for their bluntness, a trait which they share with Israelis. However I never appreciated the sense of humour that was evidently lurking there.

On the basis of my Dutch father, I feel we qualified to park there. Please note the website address. You will need it later.

On walking into the store we were greeted by a full wall of licorice candy, both bulk and packaged. The Dutch are famous for licorice, especially the salted variety, and it comes in all shapes and sizes.  I found my favourite childhood version of “Katjesdrop”  aka “black cats” and just had to buy two packages. Opposite the wall of licorice, was a shelf full of “Stroopwafels”, butter syrup cookies that look a bit like very small waffles.  These were also a childhood favourite, though on investigation I noticed that despite their modest size, (barely an eighth of an inch thick and three inches across), they pack a quite caloric punch, at 140 calories each!… I bought them anyway….In fact, just writing about them reminds me that I still have a few left, so  I am having one right now.

Deliciously chewy, not too sweet, and excellent with coffee.

In addition to wonderful things to eat, we found some charming fridge magnets. My favourite one is unfortunately the one I did not photograph, but it read: “Being married to Dutchman builds character”. I gave one to my sister-in-law, but I regret not buying more, as I can think of quite few other worthy recipients, my mother for example.  I also liked this one:

Where was this when I was growing up?

But my absolute favourite item was this T-shirt which I regret I never found during my father’s days as an “Opa”.  He’d have loved it.

If you know and love an Opa, you must immediately go out and buy this shirt for him.  In fact, I think you can have it shipped from the  store at the website noted on the parking sign above.

Sandwiched between our Parksville visit, and our Coombes shopping extravaganza, were 10 days on the island of Quadra:  this first week at the retreat, and 3  days afterwards in an Airbnb on a beautiful stretch of coastline looking east onto the mountains on the mainland. I am always happiest with an expansive ocean view, and being here was no exception to that rule.

Sunrise over the mountains from our front deck. Yes, we got up early enough to catch it!

Quadra Island is home to my sister and her husband,  and we were in their hands for those last three glorious days. This proved to be a good place to be, especially if you like such things as fresh-picked blueberries, amazing sunflowers, picnics on Rebecca spit, and  sing-along, wine-soaked birthday parties on the beach .

But before all that, a little plug: If you happen to be on Quadra Island, riding a bicycle, and it should break down, you must head directly to Smokey’s Bike Shop where it will be expertly repaired by my brother-in-law, a man whom I have known under several names since I met him…but Smokey is the one that matters here.

I like the logo

 

The man at work!

The bike shop takes up most of the main floor of their house, and one day it will make a fine living/dining room with a very pretty view onto a garden and forest.  The garden is notable for its giant sunflowers, and the forest for its abundant and delicious blueberries.

Just to give some perspective of the size of this plant, in the lower right corner of this photo is my sister’s head. She is standing.

But back to our cottage by the sea.  We were lucky this visit to be blessed with gorgeous sunny weather.  This mattered in more ways than one, because in front of our cottage was a stony beach, much of it punctuated with large boulders.  Here, as in Parksville, the tide made some dramatic moves. When it was out, large rocks emerged from the water 15-30 feet out, and when it came back in they not only vanished from view, they were 4-8 feet under water.   As it happened, the tide was out all morning and half the afternoon, so when it came in, it came up over rocks which had been heated beautifully by the sun, and this warmed the water to a very pleasant temperature. (Normally it is pretty cold.)  My mother loved nothing more than venturing in for a swim (water shoes mandatory), and then stretching out on large flat “sun-baked” boulders on the dry part of the beach. Talk about a “hot stone massage”.

This is a lot more comfortable than it looks! And would cost a fortune at a high-end spa.

It is always an excellent sign when the end of a visit has you thinking ahead to planning the next one.

 

Finding “Chi” in Beautiful B.C.

Those who know me reasonably well will probably wonder how it is that I found myself at a 7 day Chi Gong retreat (also spelled Chi Kung, Qi-Gong etc.) on the relatively remote island of Quadra in British Columbia. Certainly nothing could be further from life in Tel Aviv, or Toronto, for that matter!

Well, it’s complicated.

First, as a result of OHIP residency requirements, and Mike’s intensive summer coursework, I had decided I would  leave Tel Aviv during its excruciatingly hot and humid summer, in order to enjoy the almost as hot and humid Toronto summer.  By coincidence, this put me in Canada for my sister’s Viv’s milestone birthday in August, and naturally my mother,  my other sister, and I thought this might be an opportunity for us to celebrate all together, possibly even persuading my brother to join in.  This is not as simple as you might think, since Vivian lives on the island of Quadra, (population +/- 3,000), which is two drives and two ferry rides from Vancouver, and she was understandably reluctant to leave its beautiful setting. Chris would have to come all the way from the also beautiful Channel Islands (add one short-haul, and one overseas flight to the two ferries and two drives), and I would have to fly from Toronto (okay…not such a hardship).   Our amazing Mum, of course, was game for almost anything that brings us all together, but we quickly ruled out cruises, long drives to the interior, and a couple of even quirkier retreat options.

As Chris and I sat in her living room in Guernsey one evening in May,  just brainstorming about the whole situation, she received an e-mail from an organization called Natural Movement, offering a week-long Chi Gong retreat in August. This was to be held just before Viv’s birthday on, of all places, her island, Quadra! (Not exactly a common retreat destination).  Even more improbably, it was being put on by a practitioner that Chris had known personally in London over 20 years ago, with whom she had completely fallen out of touch, when he left for Australia!  So let’s see…Guernsey gets the e-mail, a guy from London goes to Australia and somehow gets to Quadra…in August…, 20 years later,  a week before Viv’s birthday… to lead a retreat…how this email found us was unclear, but its timing was dead-on. It seemed “meant to be”.

The stars thus aligned, we made all the arrangements, as I tried to ignore the subtle warning signs that would normally put me off such a venture.  First there was the issue of 16 participants and two bathrooms…hmmm… Then there was the need to share a room… I put my foot down on the bunk bed idea however… and yes, the complete lack of WiFi or any cellular/data connection at the retreat house and environs. This was rounded out by a schedule of six hours a day of Chi Gong  (an activity completely new to me), starting at 7:00 AM, and finishing at 8:30 P.M. with breaks for swimming, hiking,  napping and…yes…searching for WiFi.  And no wine of course…(It will probably not come as a surprise to learn that our busy brother opted out of this part of the trip.)

So what is Chi Gong exactly?  The “Gong” part is easy…it means work … so “Chi Gong” means “working on Chi”. And what is “Chi’? (A fair question.)  It is a Chinese term which is literally translated as “air”, and figuratively as “material energy”. Other popular renditions are “life force”  and “energy flow”.  I had to look this up because the assumption in class was that we all totally understood this.  (And probably most people did). Personally, “air”, and “material energy”  strike me as somewhat contradictory, but no matter; in the practice room, the notion of energy flow and/or life-force seemed to prevail, even if not fully articulated. Apparently there are many different versions of Chi Gong, all traditional, that were only fairly recently lumped into one category.  So depending on who you work with, you may learn very different movements and approaches.

The practice we were following consisted of a very extensive repertoire of movements,  called “forms”, some quite complex, mostly with the arms and upper body.  When I say “extensive”, that is code for: “so many, it is impossible to remember them”.  (You can do a lot in six hours a day, but remembering it all after the fact is another matter entirely.)  Usually these  forms were done while standing in bare feet, on a hardwood floor, which was beautiful to look at, but tough on the feet.  As the week wore on, and the process became more familiar, it felt a bit like a moving meditation. The view from the practice room was gorgeous, overlooking a tree-lined lake that reminded me a bit of the Haliburton  area in Ontario.

How lovely is this.

I had somehow envisioned that the whole experience would render me a calm, centred and vaguely “zen-like” person,  and with that  beautiful view, it  certainly should have.  But this was not at all the outcome, nor in fact the purpose, as it turns out. The real goal was to get our “chi” (however defined) moving, and eventually balanced. At one point about 3 days in, I innocently asked how I would know if it was “working” since up to that point I had been practicing 6 hours a day to no discernible effect.

Well, this was a question with no clear answer. First of all, it seemed that in the course of the week, just about any unwanted physical symptom had something to do with “chi”.  Insomnia?…yes…too much “chi”.  Faintness and nausea?…yes, that was stirring up “chi”.  Intense sleepiness?… Headache? all “chi-related”, and so it went.  (I should say that this was nowhere in the fine print.)  From my perspective,  I evidently acquired an abundance of  “chi”; this I know since, despite the quiet and tranquil surroundings, I barely slept a wink the whole time I was there.

The ultimate goal of course, was to work through all this to achieve an enlivened and centred state, and some people probably did.

So I would just note, that while I liked  Chi Gong, I could have stood to have a bit more variety within the six hours allotted to practice…with the afternoon sessions perhaps dedicated to a complementary type of activity such as Pilates, or  even Feldenkrais for example. Six hours was a bit much for me.

But there was more to the retreat than Chi Gong.  Among many of the lovely features of the whole experience was the beautiful setting. The weather was warm and sunny, almost unusually so for B.C.

 

View down the lake.

On our last evening, we were treated to this beautiful sight; if anything the colours were more intense than my Iphone could capture, but you get the idea.

And even the cell phone problem could be remedied, somewhat  improbably, by taking a 20 minute hike through a dense forest to reach a stunning and secluded promontory overlooking the ocean.  (see below)  Somehow it was in reach of some cell tower.  From this lovely spot I had an animated conversation on “What’s App” with Mike who was in Tel Aviv working on some paper or another! One of those weird juxtapositions that  only modern technology can deliver.  Later, my sisters and I clambered down the rocky cliff and went swimming.  It was a warm enough day that even the chilly water was a pleasure.

Nice place for a long distance chat

Another great treat: the food that was served was excellent; healthy and truly delicious with, to my surprise, the occasional meat offering. The young woman who came in to cook had to deal with a list of food allergies/sensitivities/preferences as long as her arm…among which the most perplexing were  from two people; one who could eat only raw vegetables, and the other who could only tolerate them if cooked!  She somehow accommodated us all.

While it is always a treat to eat delightful things that also make you feel virtuous,  I did notice as the week went on that some participants smuggled in chips, chocolate and other “chi deficient” items.  And on the last day, even my uber-healthy mother broke down and got into the act, which I recorded lest there be any subsequent “mis-remembering”, or disbelief among those who know her.

Ms Inge meets Miss Vickie!  Our vivacious mother  rarely missed a session and quickly became a friend and  role model for many participants.

But the best thing of all, was the chance to spend a whole week, with my mother and two sisters.  We all agreed the experience was magical. There was lots of time for walking, talking, and relaxing  with each other in this beautiful quiet place, and there were also new and interesting people to meet. With the busy lives that we lead, at such great distances from one another, this kind of opportunity is rare, and we savoured every moment, I am happy to say.

My two beautiful sisters, happy and relaxed. Chi definitely in balance 🙂

This retreat took up only one of the  two weeks that I was out west; the other week will be covered in another post, and will focus more on the island of Quadra, and some off-beat stores on Vancouver Island.  My elusive brother, also a BC resident, will make an appearance, along with his wife and daughter and some other eclectic family members! (You know who you are.)

 

 

 

But What About Mike?

Ever since I started to write about our Tel Aviv adventure, I have been asked periodically…well, what about Mike? While I feel that this is really his story to tell, I also realize he is too busy writing about Ottomans, Berbers, and Balfour to say much about himself, so here I go. ( I promised him that he would have editorial control!)

When Mike finally retired, we knew that Israel would figure somewhere into our plans, but a return to University for a third masters degree was not even a flicker on the horizon.  But when the idea came into focus, the chance to concentrate on Middle East Studies…in Israel…was just too compelling to pass up.

Now we knew there would be challenges of course, and indeed there were: finding an apartment, navigating the university bureaucracy, being “somewhat” outside the dominant age group of the class, (and professors too, now I think of it), writing papers etc.  However, there are unexpected challenges as well.  For example when going to museums and galleries, Mike has to decide between the student discount and the senior rate…hmmm…tough call. And then he has to tell the staff at the desk.  We expected that we would see a few raised eyebrows and maybe some scepticism when Mike would request the “student rate”, but it is not so. Every time he goes into his pocket to pull out his student card, the cashier waves him off…”No no…I believe you”.  (Really?) Then sometimes they give me the “student by association” rate too! How can you not love a place like that.

Student on Campus. He really is that happy!

The campus at Tel Aviv University (TAU) is, as you can see, quite modern.  It is built on a hill, and also houses Beit Hatsufot, an impressive museum (which you can see in the background), that has as its mission the commemoration and celebration of Diaspora Jewry. It also has an excellent gift shop, where I had only to mention that Mike was a student, and immediately received the TAU discount and a free book about the museum! (Okay, okay, enough about discounts.)

Mike’s fellow students are a diverse and interesting group of people. They come from Asia, South America, Europe (Italy and Germany), and the U.S. and range in age from their early twenties to mid-thirties.  They include several journalists,  an entrepreneur, and a lawyer among others…and unexpectedly (to us anyway), many if not most of them are not Jewish. (In the first term, the class also had one wild, heavily bearded, conspiracy theorist, who bogged down many a class discussion; but he vanished, to everyone’s relief, when the time came to write papers.)  Interestingly, it turns out that one of the high points of going back to university has been the opportunity to meet and get to know an intelligent and dynamic group of young people!  He has become very fond of them.

The profs are also an impressive lot, and yes, all but one of them are younger than him. They are expert in their respective fields…something Mike notices as he reads extensively, and sees their work cited repeatedly.   And he also finds that the course work is fascinating,…and so do I, since I get to hear his thoughts and read his papers.  Just as an example of some of the courses:  Islam and the West, Minorities in the Middle East, History of the Ottoman Empire, Weapons of Mass Destruction in the Middle East, you get the idea. And some of his papers: The Balfour Declaration at 100, The Jews of Salonika during the Ottoman Empire, The Berbers of North Africa, and the Challenges of Arab Nationalism. Studying all this in Israel takes it from abstract to real, because all this history really informs the events taking place throughout the Middle East to this day.

Mike’s program is the “executive M.A.”, not that there are any actual executives in it, and was to have wrapped up on August 23rd after a final exam…and the small matter of 3 long (25 page) papers, and 5 short ones (10 pages or so).  Of course, this being Israel, not everything goes exactly to plan, so his program now encompasses 3 additional short papers for a total of eight (!), and they are due at the end of November, so we will be staying on for a bit. There is also a long thesis option (replacing the exam) for those who want to go on to an academic career, but since the requirements for that are an extra year and, even more daunting, the study of Arabic or Turkish, that is unlikely to happen.  I say unlikely, only because nothing about this whole venture has been predictable up to now.

In the course of this past year Mike has rediscovered how much he likes original research, academic life and yes, even writing papers…though maybe not so many at once.  I always felt he would make a wonderful history professor and to this day, I am impressed by his recall of dates, the sweep of historical events, and his ability to place these in context relative to current events.  So he is happy as a clam to be both back at university and in his beloved Israel (see picture above), leaving only the question of…what happens next?

Maybe a bit of a rest?

 

The Curious Story of Noga and the American Colony

Tucked between Jaffa and Florentine is a relatively unknown little neighbourhood called “Noga”, (originally the Noga Compound). It sits on the east side of Jerusalem Blvd, and south of Neve Tzedek.

Jerusalem Blvd itself was built in 1915 as a vanity project by Hassan Bek, known as the “Tyrant of Jaffa”, who was reputedly envious of the impressive Rothschild Blvd being constructed in the new city of Tel Aviv. After he extracted hefty taxes from the local populace, not to mention forced labour from his unfortunate Jaffa residents, he did get his own boulevard, which he firmly expected would be the pre-eminent roadway in the region. The fact that the road went nowhere  in particular, except to some orchards further south did not seem to trouble him.  It now goes to Bat Yam, a much more useful destination, but it never did become as beautiful as Rothschild, as can be seen from the two pictures that follow.

“Dizengoff and Me” on Rothschild Blvd’s wide median.  Note the lovely Royal Poinciana tree in the background.

Jerusalem Blvd. 

And it was not originally called Jerusalem Blvd either; it was named Djamal Pasha Blvd after the Turkish Supreme Commander.  This name did not last long, since the Ottomans unwisely backed the Germans in World War 1, and were expelled by the British towards the end of the war.  In 2018 the British took control of the region and  renamed the street, not surprisingly, King George Blvd.  In due course, after Independence, it was renamed Jerusalem Blvd.  As a result, the main street in Jaffa is now “Jerusalem Blvd”, a nice counterpoint to the fact that the main street in Jerusalem is “Jaffa Road”.

During the Mandate, the British set up their headquarters in the “Noga Compound”, which became an area of workshops, garages, and army administration buildings, a real mishmash of architectural styles.  Sometimes you can see, in a single structure, the three different styles of building that dominate the area: Ottoman on the main floor, eclectic on the second and modern or Bauhaus on the third. (They built “up”, without much concern for architectural harmony.)  After the British left, the neighbourhood was neglected and fell into disrepair, leaving it a perfect place for young artists and students, ever in search of cheap housing and studios, to remake into the trendy, artsy neighbourhood of today. Its many new shops and art galleries, can still be found cheek to jowl with old car repair shops and other dilapidated buildings…so it is not fully gentrified…yet. It is not cheap anymore either, but that is another story.

Just up the hill from the shops and galleries, is an odd little neighbourhood with narrow little car-free streets and old wooden houses that have a real New England look to them: very unlike anything else in Tel Aviv, or the rest of Israel for that matter.  It is a tiny little area, but packed with history, of the relatively recent and peculiar sort, that is often found in Israel.

Its story began in Maine  152 years ago in 1866 (yes, there is a good reason for the New England look). There, a charismatic former actor turned “priest”, by the name of George Adams, established his own church and persuaded 157 of its members to follow him to the Holy Land (in Ottoman Jaffa!).  Here, they were promised they would find Paradise, the land of milk and honey, and moreover, could settle in and wait for the Second Coming. They bought land, packed up a ship with tools and their own prefabricated wooden houses, and set sail. It was a difficult 42 day journey.

When they arrived, the Ottoman officials did not exactly greet them with open arms, and would not let them settle on the land they had purchased.  They were directed to put up tents on a beach, which unbeknownst to them had been a burial ground for cholera victims! This was a very bad beginning; several people died right away.  Later, they did move to the land they had selected, where they built their houses in classic new England style. It did not take them long to learn, to their dismay, that wooden houses are far too warm for a Mediterranean climate, that their tools were not suited to the cultivation of local products, and that George Adams was a thief, a liar, and a drunkard, who had taken all their money.  Two years later, the sad remnants of this little group made their way back to Maine, leaving their wooden houses and their dreams behind them.

The Maine Friendship House built by the settlers. It is occasionally open to the public.

Shortly afterwards,  in 1868, messianic German Christians known as the Templers arrived, took over the little wooden homes, built a handsome church, and settled down, also in preparation for the Second Coming.  In fact, their whole purpose in moving to Israel was the  belief was that their very presence would help to hasten that event. They were much better prepared than their American counterparts, and in the end established eight German Colonies throughout Israel. They were accomplished farmers and industrialists, and their experience with creating farmland out of the swampy, malaria infested countryside was very helpful to the first wave of Jewish settlers who arrived in 1882-1903.  The Templers remained German citizens however, and fought on the German side in both wars.  This led to their deportation by the British in the 1940s.

The Templer Church

One of the more eccentric individuals to move into the Templer community was a Russian exile, Baron Plato von Ustinov, who arrived in 1878.  (With a name like Plato, he was bound to be an unusual character!) He converted a Templer building into a palace and then into a hotel, which once hosted Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, who stayed there on his way to Jerusalem. He also built a tropical garden, complete with free-roaming monkeys and parrots. I am not sure how the sedate Templers felt about this, but a number of the Jewish artists and writers in neighbouring Neve Tzedek quite enjoyed the garden and its odd residents. All that is left of the garden today is an impressive Bengali Ficus tree. Ustinov eventually married a Jewish woman and his grandson went on to become the well-known actor, Peter Ustinov.

The Bengali Ficus planted by Baron Ustinov

The building below is the old  Ustinov palace, and the blue plaque nicely illustrates the changes that took place in this little corner of Tel Aviv/Jaffa. Since I had not yet mastered the zoom feature of my phone camera, the text is unclear, so I have listed the plaque’s contents below the photo.

The plaque reads as follows: American Colony,  1866.  German Colony, 1868. Baron Ustinov’s palace, 1878.  Hotel du Parc, 1895.  English High School, 1926.  British Palestine Police, 1934.  Israel Defense Force, 1948.  Bed and Breakfast,  1970.  (Although the plaque does not mention it, it appears from the sign over the door that it might also have been a French travel agency at one time.)

The neighbourhood is now a charming residential area, albeit much under construction, and with the advent of air conditioning, wooden houses are no longer quite such a liability.  A new community known as “The Village” has been designed in the old colonial style around a lovely central piazza, featuring one of the original restored buildings. It is a fitting tribute to the short-lived American Colony, and wholly unique in Israel.

You don’t see this every day in Tel Aviv

Just like the rest of Tel Aviv, Noga has no shortage of cafes and restaurants. We tried Par Derriere, an attractive and airy deli/wine bar,  with a charming interior featuring lots of distressed wood and brick. In the front, there is a store where you can buy pickles, meats, cheeses  and wine (of course),  or sit at a long well-stocked bar (naturally), or entertain yourself playing pool.  In behind, (“par derriere”), there is a network of several  casual patios, some covered, some not…each one with its own bar…because you just can’t have too many of those. We had only to look at the place to imagine the party that no doubt unfolds here every night. We had lunch outside, and enjoyed the best sandwich (without question!) that we had in all our stay…brie, homemade onion jam, and arugula…all on a crisp half baguette. The combination was magical.  If I were doing it again I’d add a glass of chilled rose.

Par Derriere, by day, where we spent a lovely hour or so.  Just opposite our table,  a Frenchwoman  of a certain age spent the entire time we were there on her phone, dog at her feet…conducting business in both Hebrew and French, pausing occasionally for a puff of her cigarette or  a sip of coffee.  Or to give a quick kiss to her younger boyfriend who was on his way out.  Just like Paris…except for the Hebrew.

Par Derriere, by night. (From their website)…As you can see, we would not 100% fit in.

This little neighbourhood, mostly overlooked by tourists, is well worth a visit and can easily be tacked on to a tour of Jaffa or Florentine.

 

 

 

 

The Mega Balagan

The Mega Balagan (mess):  or the joys of grocery shopping!

“Mega in the City” is a grocery store located about half a block from our building, so we naturally do  much of our shopping there. Despite its name, there is nothing “mega” about it, space being at a premium in this town.  It is staffed largely with relatively recent Russian arrivals who seem to have imported the Soviet work ethic: “You pretend to pay us, and we’ll pretend to work”.

The other day Mike went down to pick up a few things, and since he planned to buy some heavy items, he went to one of the sets of shopping carts which are kept locked up outside the store, and put in a 5 shekel coin into a cart to release the lock.  As can happen anywhere, it jammed.  He couldn’t get the coin out, and he couldn’t detach the cart. So he thought, well it’s just  5 shekels, and he might  as well save himself the aggravation of trying to get any help, and he went to try the other set of carts.

At that very moment, a young guy came along, clipped his dog’s leash, with dog attached, on to exactly the cart that Mike was heading for, and sauntered into the store. Hmmm…now what?  One cart jammed, the other “dogged”. Just as Mike decided that he would indeed go in to get help to deal with this situation, along came a woman, popped her coin into the cart the young man had left behind, and as she turned to take it into the store, she belatedly realized that there was a  dog that came with it.  WTF!  Being of sterner stuff than Mike, (i.e. she was Israeli),  she stuck her head into the store and yelled, “WHOSE DOG IS THIS?”   And a few other choice comments.

Meanwhile the employee  who came out to deal with the jammed coin, looked first at Mike’s cart…and nodded his head…yes, he agreed,  it was indeed jammed…puzzlement spreading over his face.  It seemed he had never seen such a thing before. He was baffled.

Then he turned his attention to the dog attached to the lady’s cart.  Now this was truly confounding. What to do? How to unclip the leash? (Should he unclip the leash?)  After a few futile efforts on his part, Mike intervened, looked at the leash snap, pressed a little lever and… Bob’s your uncle!…off it came. The lady went into the store with her liberated cart,  and the dog’s owner finally came out,  mid-shopping, grabbed the leash, and hooked his dog right back on to the next one.  Now we were back to square one: one cart jammed , the other attached to a dog.  Okay, at this point everyone was mad at this guy, but without a backwards glance, he turned and went back into the store.  Mike, by now a leash expert, unclipped it, attached the dog to the next cart in line, sacrificed another 5 shekels and went in to do his shopping. The employee remained outside, apparently struck dumb by this whole episode.

As Mike passed the checkout counters on his way in, he noticed that a little drama was unfolding with one of the few non-Russian clerks, a new-hire.  It caught his eye since only last week, mid-checkout, she had asked him to reach over and self-scan his six-pack of beer, apparently for religious reasons. Yes, he was allowed to buy it, but she could not touch it.  By coincidence, Mike is in the midst of studying this very phenomenon in a course, Islam and the West, that he affectionately calls “fatwa of the week”. We in the West only hear about extreme fatwas, but in reality they are mainly rulings that translate Qu’uranic precepts into practical strategies for daily life.  Mike’s course is examining, in particular,  the rulings that apply to situations that arise in the West such as, in this case, the legal sale of alcohol, and the need to be in a  workplace with unrelated men, both of which would normally not be permitted.  Here, she is clearly following a ruling that recognizes her need  to work and make a living, (even in a 100% kosher store), as long as she refrains from handling alcohol. It was Mike’s first one-on-one encounter with this kind of accommodation, and it took him a few minutes after his initial puzzlement at her request to figure out what was happening.  But I digress.

On this day, the same new check-out clerk, a Filipina customer, and the Russian manageress were having their own problems.  It appeared that the Filipina, who was picking up the usual groceries for her elderly charge, was having trouble with the credit card she had been given.  The clerk was looking in puzzlement at the card, the Filipina was on a cell phone trying to explain the situation to her employer in  broken English, while pleading in broken Hebrew with the clerk and the manager to let her take the groceries home anyway. The manager seemed nonplussed by the whole situation. The growing line-up grew ever more restless. (Happily, it included the obnoxious dog owner.)  Mike took one look and decided to take an unusually leisurely approach to his shopping; clearly this was not going to get sorted out any time soon.

Interestingly, one of the consistent exceptions to the rule that Israelis generally speak English, is found in grocery stores. This is because these stores are largely staffed by immigrants, many from Russia, who have barely learned Hebrew. (Don’t get me wrong, that in itself is a feat for which I have considerable admiration. So I appreciate that for them, English on top of Hebrew, would be a lot to ask…and it gives me a chance to practice.)

After making his rounds, and finding the usual 30% of our list out of stock, Mike went to check out. Sure enough, the big sale item of the day, the four-pack of water, would not scan. Despite several tries, including inputting the bar code number by hand, it just would not work.  So the problem was resolved in the usual fashion in Israeli grocery stores…he just had to go home without it. If it doesn’t scan, you can’t have it.  In this country, the consumer comes last.

On the other hand, there are a few services at Mega that you don’t get at home (or at other Tel Aviv grocery stores for that matter).  For example, you are allowed to take the cart home with your groceries, as long as you bring it back. And everyone does.  And if you have empty wine bottles (who us?) you can put them in an empty cart left at the store’s door specifically for that purpose. From there, the local homeless person can take the cart, once it is full, to wherever it is that you get the  bottle refund that most people cannot be bothered to hunt down. There is service; just not from the people who work there.

But Mike never did get his 5 shekels back.

 

Flying Easy

To Guernsey and back: the Easy way.

Travelling to Guernsey can involve some complications which I will not go into, but suffice it to say, that after much investigation, it appeared the best way to go was to take a budget airline called, for some incomprehensible reason, “Easy Jet”. I would use Easy Jet to go to Manchester from Tel Aviv, and to come back from Gatwick.

In an effort to make the whole thing bearable, Mike paid for several upgrades such as a seat with leg room, and something called “Easy Boarding” which was meant to ensure that you could take a slightly larger piece of carry-on luggage, and that you could get on the plane ahead of the regular shleppers, so you could find a place to stow it.

My first brush with the Easy experience was the discovery that although Easy Jet does fly out of Ben Gurion, it does not do so from the new Terminal 3, but from the old Terminal 1, a terminal I did not realize existed anymore. (Mike flew into this terminal in 1971!)  As it turns out, you cannot go directly to Terminal 1; you have to go first to Terminal 3, and from there take a bus that runs every 15 minutes, (or so). This  regular city-style bus was crammed, not just with passengers and staff, but with all kinds of luggage that had no business being on a bus, including a large flat-screen TV that ended up being left on the curb. (I hope it was not blown up.)

After what seemed like  a long ride, the old terminal being quite close to the town of Lod, and not very close to anything else, we pulled up,  I went through the usual three-step security process, and settled in for a three-hour wait. This little terminal is a bit of a walk down memory lane back to the times when airline travel was just taking off, so to speak. Picture a modest rectangular version of the old Malton terminal 1 in Toronto, (without the fancy rooftop restaurant, where my father used to take us, and where I distinctly remember eating my first and only Baked Alaska).  Both that airport and Baked Alaska are no longer with us. But Terminal 1 in Tel Aviv is, and it is hoping that charm will offset inconvenience.

The charming part. Ben Gurion with his own street sign. Every Israeli city  has a Ben Gurion street, so why not the waiting area?

More  Ben Gurion. Definitely a theme happening here. Can you imagine something like this for Lester  B. Pearson?

After a few modest delays,  it was finally time for the “Easy Boarding” experience. We lucky ones were duly called up first… so far, so good.  Then, there being no jet-bridges,  we were herded down some stairs to ground level to wait to take a bus to the airplane…but naturally there was no bus. More and more people piled up in the smallish downstairs foyer,  and  then were backed right up the stairs. After about 15 minutes or so of this, a  bus finally pulled up and we all pressed forward, anxious to secure a good spot, but the foyer doors remained locked, and we continued to wait…

Needless to say, at this point Easy and non-Easy Boarders were all standing together, as egalitarian as can be, (as we would be on the bus.)  Not only that, everyone had a ridiculous amount of non-conforming carry-on, whether or not they had paid for it. (It was going to be a free-for-all on the plane.) Now we continued to wait. The crowd, being largely British, and therefore polite, finally began to get restive, muttering: “Easy Boarding…hah!”,  “We paid extra for this?”,  “Easy for whom?”, and a few choice rebranding ideas such as: “Sleazy Jet”, “Queasy Jet”, “Cheesy Jet”, “Uneasy Jet” and so on.  All in a northern British accent, which makes everything sound witty.

No one ever told us why we could not get on the  empty bus that was just sitting out there; Easy Jet philosophy and Israeli bureaucracy being exquisitely aligned to ensure maximum customer frustration.  But finally, after another 10-15 minutes, the doors opened, and there was a rush for the bus. And let me tell you, between the strollers and the kids, and the carry-ons etc., it was a very close “haimishe” experience, during which I got to know my fellow passengers as we bonded over our collective sense of  Easy grievance. So I heard about the wedding in Netanya, the Bar Mitzvah in Tel Aviv, the family visit in Rehovot…you get the idea.  Being from Canada, I was quite the novelty, all the more so because I was going to visit Manchester for a few days…by choice!

Once on board, I found that Easy Jet has adopted one practice that I think is actually quite clever considering their tightly spaced budget seat configuration. They have installed seats with no lean-back function, possibly because they are cheaper and less likely to malfunction.  But the outcome is to avoid the kind of air-rage that is inspired by having your mini dinner tray land up against your chest. This only left overhead bin rage to deal with. After that was all sorted, the 5 hour flight was smooth sailing,  and I was fully prepared for the lack of catering and entertainment, having flown on Rouge.

Finally we landed, and it being well after midnight, the airport was quiet, so we pulled right up to a gate with a jet-bridge. A jet-bridge! I was pleasantly surprised. But alas, the jet-bridge, despite being right there, was not to be used by us Easy customers, this kind of luxury being beyond the Easy budget. So we went down the airplane stairs, onto the tarmac, into the terminal at ground level, back up the interior stairs, and on to customs and immigration. Not so good for young families and the elderly. But I was  finally in Manchester…and Chris was waiting…with food!

Our flight from Manchester to Guernsey  a couple of days later, on a Guernsey airline, was uneventful, and I had a wonderful visit.

Then it was time to come home. The plan was to take the 7:00 a.m. Aurigny flight out of Guernsey to Gatwick’s south terminal, switch to the north terminal, use the trusty “Easy Boarding”  system and fly to Tel Aviv.  But through a series of misadventures, I ended up on the 10:20 flight, which, since it was on Aurigny’s only jet, should normally have left more than enough time to catch my flight from Gatwick at 12:50. That is… if it left on time…which sadly it did not, a not uncommon occurrence on the island, (or on any island for that matter).  An hour late, we took off. When we landed at Gatwick we pulled right up to a gate with a jet-bridge (yes!), and again I allowed myself some hope…which was silly…really.  I should have known better.

Down the plane stairs we went, onto the tarmac, into the terminal, up the jet-bridge stairs, then down the  stairs on the other side of the jet-bridge, out another door, back onto the tarmac and into a bus.  I was baffled.  Why didn’t we just cross under the jet-bridge to get directly into the bus?  And why were we using a bus at all if we were right next to a jet-bridge which leads right into the terminal? Stairs and buses are not the first thing I associate with air travel, but they were certainly a big part of this trip.

Anyway, the bus took us to the baggage area, which must have been round the other side of the terminal, and I headed for the train-link to the North terminal where I dashed up to my special exclusive Easy Boarding security line, 10 minutes before the flight, but 20 minutes after the gate had closed. Just my luck that of all days, this was the one that they had an on-time departure.  And nothing could be done to help. The improperly named Customer “Service” desk confirmed:  there would be no Tel Aviv flights for 48 hours (so sorry), there would be no refunds or flight credits (so sorry again), and… good luck to you!  Easy Peasy.

Thankfully, Chris and Rob had been on-line when I was in the air, and they bailed me out with a  British Airways flight out of Heathrow, which I had three and a half hours to catch. That might have been iffy on a business day, Gatwick to Heathrow being a long busy drive, but on a Sunday afternoon…no problem.  I got there, found the terminal, got my boarding pass, and all was well.

Except for the strike by French air traffic controllers…which required a re-routing over Sweden(!) that was to add two and a half hours to the 5 hour flight, getting me in at around 3:00 a.m….sigh.

But…joy restored…a new route was found just as we boarded, and I made it home at 1:00 in the morning only slightly the worse for wear: one delay, one missed flight, and four airports later.

Roundabout Guernsey

Roundabout Guernsey:

From this heading, you might think the point of this post is to describe my visit to my sister’s home on Guernsey, the interesting time we had driving around the island, and what happened at the annual literary festival. And that is what I fully intend to do, but first I would like to mention some of the unique driving arrangements on the island of Guernsey, among which  is the invisible “roundabout”.

Usually roundabouts are round, (hence the name), with a raised island in the middle which make them pretty easy to spot. However in Guernsey there are a number of “roundabouts”  that are not round at all. They are typical four-way intersections;  it looks like you just go straight through, or make a normal 90 degree turn, and to all intents and purposes, you do.  But here’s the catch. You must follow “roundabout” driving rules. Normally that would mean you give priority to traffic already in the roundabout circle, which in the UK always comes from the right.  But in these cases, because there is no circle to enter, you end up giving priority to all the traffic coming in from the roadway to the right of you. Depending on the time of day, and where you are going, this can take quite awhile, and there is definitely a bit of “edging out and making a run for it” that occurs.

The problem is, that it is not obvious how a visitor would know that these ordinary looking intersections behave like roundabouts, and even my sister had trouble trying to identify a marker. Like most Guernsey drivers she just “knows”. However she took it up with her friends, and after some debate they concluded that there is supposed to be a small painted circle in the middle of the intersection. I never noticed one, perhaps because everyone drives right over it. It would only be visible, (if it hasn’t worn away), when there is no one in the intersection…in which case, of course, it would not matter so much.

Then there are the “filter-in” four-way intersections. They are clearly marked “FILTER IN” before you get to them.  Very helpful.  Has anyone outside the Channel Islands ever heard this term? I think not.  At these intersections, no one has priority; it is a matter of keeping an eye out, slowing down, and  if there are other cars about, you stop.  Then it is “first-come first-served” to go through, deferring to the right if there is any doubt. These are a bit like our four-way stops, without the stop signs. Thankfully the speed limit is low.

Speaking of stop signs…you will not see the internationally recognized red and white variety…so how do you know where to stop?  You watch for a yellow line painted across the road… yes, yellow…and that means you stop and yield to oncoming traffic.  But if the yellow line is on the side of the road, it means you must never stop there except to avoid an accident. Confused?  It is no surprise that the government of Guernsey posts an article on their tourism website entitled, with typical British understatement, “Driving in Guernsey is different”.

The rest of the driving is perfectly straightforward, if you don’t mind that most of the two-way rural roads are barely wide enough for one car, and are bordered by tall hedgerows or granite walls. These make it necessary to pull into a driveway or intersection, backing up if necessary, to accommodate an oncoming car.  You are just as likely to encounter horses, cattle or, heaven help them, cyclists, and you’ll need to back up for them as well. Guernsey drivers are quite insouciant about all this, but visitors can easily get rattled.

However, if you are lucky enough to be driven around by your sister or brother-in-law, to some of their favourite places, you will be blown away by the beautiful and varied scenery that characterizes this lovely small island.

Broad sweeping beaches

The woods, blanketed in bluebells. The island also features many other wild flowers such as orchids, pimpernels, and their own lily.

Rugged coastline too

And pastoral scenes like this.

This is perfect place to own a dog, and sure enough Chris and Rob have welcomed a new family member: the Lurcher (aka Asha).  I have never seen a lurcher before, in fact I had not even heard of the breed,  but I have learned since that a lurcher is always a cross with a “sight-hound”, dogs such as greyhounds, whippets, wolfhounds etc. They are hunting dogs cross-bred for speed and the ability to hunt by sight, as opposed to scent. They run unbelievably quickly and very quietly, so as not to scare their prey…(or the toy that you throw for them).  And they can look quite different, depending on what was crossed with what.  I have to say, I am very partial to the term “lurcher”, which has nothing to do with how they move; they are quite graceful.  It apparently derives from the Romani words for “thief” (lur) and “mutt” (cur). No surprise that it was a popular dog for poachers!  Here she is, an energetic speedster who either runs like the wind, or passes out on the couch. Nothing in between.

Asha, with a Napoleonic era fortress in the background.  Just a routine part of walking the dog.

My visit was timed to coincide with Guernsey’s literary festival, and it was a revelation in a number of ways.  It was my first one, and I found that I really enjoyed hearing authors talk about their work, especially the fiction writers. One of them was Rachel Joyce who wrote “The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry”. I read that book years ago and loved it. She was such an engaging speaker that I promptly downloaded her new book: The Music Shop”.  It occurred to me that book signings must surely suffer from the e-reader phenomenon.

We also heard from travel adventurers who write about their improbable adventures, such as the 50 something year old woman who tried to run across the USA in 53 days. (Why 53 days? She wanted to beat the previous female record of 63 days.) At the equivalent of two marathons a day,  she finally had to throw in the towel after 2,000 miles. (Or lose a knee…which she may yet do.) Now she plans to take up long distance cycling.  Really? With damaged knees?

There was also an Aussie who spent a year kayaking, hiking and cycling around the Mediterranean.  At the point that he realized that it would be far too dangerous to cycle through Libya, (this was a surprise?), he traded his bicycle for a sea rowboat and almost died in a freak storm on his way to Greece. There seems to be no sensible limit to what some writers will do for copy.

Then there was the writer who took his girlfriend to a famously beautiful river in India and arranged a boat full of flowers and fruit to romance her in. Neglecting to consider some of the many uses to which rivers are put in India, they embarked one foggy morning to watch the sun rise, when she suddenly noticed as the fog lifted, an arm, attached to a corpse, that somehow had draped itself over the side of the boat, and which was impossible to detach in any respectful manner.

The relationship did not last.

Chris in front of the tent where some of the literary events were held. She is standing next to the island mascot: The Donkey.

Does anyone remember Pete Seeger?  Well, his half-sister Peggy is still going strong at 82 (!), and has written a memoir which she promoted by way of a concert on the opening night.  Naturally we had to go, and it gave me a chance to reconnect with another old friend, Carol,  who has made Guernsey her home. It was fun to listen to Peggy and her son; her vocal range was probably only half an octave, but boy can she ever play the guitar, banjo and piano! Flying fingers.  I never knew this before, but the song “The first time ever I saw your face”, (which Roberta Flack made famous), was written about Peggy in 1957 by actor/musician Ewan MacColl, who made it his mission to seduce her. He was 42; Peggy was 21.  (If you’ve ever heard that song, you will realize that she never had a chance.) He was married at the time, but not for long; Peggy soon became his wife.

Guernsey is blessed not only with a great deal of natural beauty, rural charm, and the very attractive town of St. Peter’s Port but also, possibly most importantly from a dining perspective, proximity to France.  This has ensured the migration of a number of talented chefs, wait staff,  and restaurant owners that has contributed to the high quality of cuisine on the Island.  As in Manchester, Chris picked several fabulous places, and we ate very well…possibly too well.

One of the features of  the Guernsey restaurant experience that I truly admire, is a service called “Home James”. If you are out at a charming French restaurant (as we were), and that extra glass of wine is calling your name (which it was), you have only to call “Home James”,  and a young person will pull up on a scooter at a time and place of your choosing.

The young person

Then he folds up the scooter,  puts it in your trunk, and drives you home.

Into the boot with the scooter, and home we went.

Once you get home, he takes out his scooter, and goes back to town to do it all over again. After all, driving in Guernsey is different.

The weather on Guernsey can be quite cool, and so it was when I was there, but the island’s residents are hardy souls.  It was not unusual to see people, like my brother-in-law Rob, walking about in temperatures of 10-12 degrees or so in shorts and tee shirts.  (I was bundled up in sweater and raincoat!) Then there is my sister who routinely goes swimming with her friends on chilly 10 degree mornings… in the English Channel!…an exceptionally frigid body of water.   I am in awe… but also a bit baffled by the idea that anyone would do this by choice.

After four terrific days of fine dining, literary adventures, great scenery, dog walking and good company, I said goodbye to Chris, Rob and the Lurcher at the airport, and left for Tel Aviv.  One delay, one missed flight, and four airports later I touched down in Israel,  but that is the subject of another story!